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Dog Haiku: Is It Really True that "On the Internet, No One Knows that You're a Dog"? from Doug Johnson... Send contributions of cat haiku (or other pet haiku). Special Bonuses: "I'm a Retriever" "Misty the Pink-Nosed Labrador" I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dog butts--I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend--come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat--come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. I hate my choke chain-- Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot--no greater bliss-- well, Maybe catching cats The cat is not all Bad--she fills the little box With Tootsie Rolls. Dig under fence--why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. New Economy Master Page

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